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Hey fags, new items added to my wish list! Get your credit cards out. 
1st-Apr-2013 08:23 am
Hey losers,

It's tax time again and you know what that means? You should be spending any refund that Uncle Sam gave you on me. You losers are always begging me to update my wish list so I finally took the time to do so.

Now that I have, you better get to work paring that list down. My mailbox better be overflowing with very soon or I will not be very happy.

There is a wide assortment of items on there so even the most broke ass loser among you can afford to buy my attention. Of course, the more you spend on me, the more attention you will get from me. Duh!

Here are a few pictures for you guys to perv over as you get your credit cards out!

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